Tbh I’m afraid to go to Portland. I’ve heard bad things about it and everyone who lives there, including its local squirrels and mushrooms, no offense.
What if I get attacked by a gang of kombucha homebrewers? What if a young tattooed couple hits me with their $1400 baby stroller? What if someone hands me a hempen flyer for a Christian hot yoga meetup? It’s too dangerous.
how i feel when i anonymously compliment people
this should be me
A hero’s journey
this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie
The yellow man gives him a HIGH FIVE ON THE WAY OUT.